Sunday Mumblings

ARTIFICIALLY DYED FLOWERS

What is it with companies that dye real flowers? I was at the supermarket this morning and saw bunches of “fresh” flowers that were enhanced with artificial coloring. Some of them were an almost florescent orange, and some were neon green! These are flowers folks, you sell/buy them because of their natural beauty! Why inject artificial crap into nature? It sucks.

ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS

Which bring me to artificial flowers. Those plastic or silk fake flowers. Again, why? Real plants are real, live, breathing soul enhancing organisms. Plastic is artificial crap. Might as well jumble some metal clothes hangers together into a glob and call it plants. I hate artificial nature.

SCAM ARTISTS

Speaking of artificial….Al Ass Weasel Gore was in Palm Beach giving a speech on the global warming myth when 200 protesters tried to inject some logic into the discussion. They are silly though, as Al is a business man, and his game is global warmning and carbon credits. He has one of the largest carbon footprints around, and is making money just like any phony evangelist -  Off of gullible nitwits. However, the one sign that I loved was “The Masses Follow the Asses!”. Damn, I think that would make an excellent bumper sticker

“STATING THE OBVIOUS

The NY Times reports that a lobbyist (Briber) was successful in convincing 42 US House of representatives (Bribees) to insert into the official congressional record almost verbatim statements concerning biotechnology. Essentially, the lobbyist (Briber) ghostwrote the statements made by 22 Republicans and 20 Democrats, all of which receives huge donations (Bribes) by the same firm. This is an interesting story because I wonder why the Times ran it? I mean, when “dog bites man” that isn’t news. The fact that our “elected representatives” are crooks and scumbags should not surprise anyone, and certainly isn’t news. Why waste valuable space in the paper for that?  C’mon, if there is anyone out there who still has the slightest faith in the Democratic or Republican parties, or our government itself, their thinking ability is so indoctrinated and marginalized that this story would not have the slightest impact.

The masses follow the asses……damn I like that.

SCG